tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16761020.post8991335485564779074..comments2023-10-20T21:52:36.752+05:30Comments on Cross Connections: Ask the vexpert - 23Farzana Verseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06891229615361937135noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16761020.post-19590332720475416312010-12-11T21:29:01.492+05:302010-12-11T21:29:01.492+05:30FV, All of this reminds me when I was a fresher in...FV, All of this reminds me when I was a fresher in college during the first few weeks where one gets to meet one's seniors, it was time to be mocked and jeered..all in good spirit. <br /><br />Questions would be posed orally like "What is long, black, hard, and full of seamen?", and of course, after the obvious (and hesitant) answer from the fresh meat, there would a lot of jeering and mocking about a severely perverted mind and why the correct answer was "A submarine"...along with a lecture about the dangers of soiling the halls of science with thoughts about sex..ah, those juvenile days...<br /><br />-AlAlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16761020.post-27323996282763273262010-12-11T20:42:07.699+05:302010-12-11T20:42:07.699+05:30"To train your sperms you will have to follow..."To train your sperms you will have to follow the same method you would to have an extra-marital affair – work harder or fake better."<br /><br />FV,<br /><br /><br /> This is not me talking, this is straight from the experts in the Armed Forces (Seamen Division):<br /><br />"Alpha sperm teams that work in teams of two must pass rigourous seminal training including 50 push ups, a 20 mile run, and shooting at an ovum from 500 microns. The goal is to reach the destination in a coordinated attack by the team to achieve simultaneous targeted penetration. Surprise and training are the key. Remember, it is the enemy that must be surprised, not you."<br /><br />-AlAlnoreply@blogger.com