Showing posts with label anon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anon. Show all posts

18.9.08

Anonymous incorporated

There is some confusion here about anon versus anons. To tell wheat from rice and not to chaff, I shall list out possible names depending on the sort of comments the anonymous people make:

  • FV is a jihadi: Green with ennui
  • Her heart belongs to Pakistan: Dil rue-ba
  • This blog stinks: Skunk
  • Ohh, she is so vain: Pig-on-lipstick
  • You must read Faiz/Neruda/Falooda: Mirza Ghayab
  • You can’t cook, so here’s a recipe: Khan Salmon
  • You keep talking about hair: Zulf fikar bhugto
  • She is such a bitch sometimes: I-am-da-bone
  • Too much sex here: Gees Pot
  • She is after those poor Kashmiri Pandits: Dal-dal Lake
  • It is not cyanide but rat poison: Mickey mouse in diss-ney
  • I am the only one who likes her: Dinosaur