25.12.07

Hello woman! This one's for you...

....forget the paunchy, white-bearded bloke with a sack trying to give you something. The one who matters is the one who gives of himself. He may not drive a Ferrari or a Porsche, he may not gift you solitaires or take you on holidays to sun-kissed beaches, he may not quote poems, but he stays by your side when you need him the most. As for filling your stockings, honey, nothing looks better in them than your own legs.

4 comments:

  1. FV:

    And then... what?

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  2. Salim Chauhan26/12/2007, 07:10

    Farzana,
    Thank you for ruining my childhood image of Santa. :(
    From now on, I will be forever homophobic and hesitant to look at the vehicle traversing the star-lit sky on Christmas Eve. LOL

    Salim

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  3. PS:

    And then...look for the reindeer.

    Salim:

    Who told you to look at something addressed to women??!! Btw, this was sent to me by a gay friend.

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  4. Salim Chauhan30/12/2007, 05:30

    Farzana,
    Yes you did address it to women, but there was no warning, no confirmation of age or lifestyle preference, and please tell me how else does a red-blooded Rajput navigate past a blotch of red framing an obviously mammalian attribute? The mustache came into view much later. :)

    Salim

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