Oh man!

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "God, I have a problem."

"What’s the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"God, I am lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What is that, God?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you’ve been complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what’s the catch, God?"

"Well ...you can have him on one condition."

"And what’s that, God?"

"As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... So, you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman."

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This is a joke I read someplace...but how true, how true...


  1. Farzana... your crazily intelligent.

  2. Uh...huh...this is a joke I read somewhere, not mine.(Will add it as a footnote.) The only crazily intelligent thing I can claim here is recognising it as a joke :-)

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    Good joke,but, God is genderless.
    Adam and Eve were neither man nor woman,just flawed creations of God........

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    Man and woman are flawed creations of God......


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