27.5.08

My Net worth?

They say people in Mumbai like to say, “You don’t know who I am?”

Am wondering whether I should try it with my internet guy…would go something like this…

Maalum nahin kya apun kaun hai? Yeh kya lagayela hai, aisa vaat lagaa dega ke bheja fry ho jaayega. Saala, itna speed ka paisa bhara aur bail gaadi maafak neeche aata maal…matlab download hota. Awaaz nahin mangta…seedha fast track par aaja… Log apun ka waaste roklela hai ke kya mast item daalega blog mein. Blog bole toh…ghar jaisach, kuchch bhi bak ne ka. Tere ko kaiku itna poochh-taach karneka. Tu kaam par lag ja… maalum nahin kaun hai apun?

But what does FV say? Hello, Mr X, can you please do something…this is so terrible. You know I just cannot connect and I work from here…I understand, of course….oh, all right…I shall wait.

And then they say I am a toughie….

6 comments:

  1. Internet_guy27/05/2008, 22:57

    Saala apun paanch kalak tera building key pichwadey kaam kia. Tera cable box saala spaghetti maafak aus mein ek optical switch gusheda firr apunney network speed check mara. Saala eik damm fitt 10.4 Mbps rakett key maafek. Saala tera buildingwalla bandwidth aisa hajam karta jaisey Goawalla kaju ka halwa.

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  2. FV:

    What is the Mumbaiyya lingo for Sympathy?

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  3. The problem of slow downloads can be easily addressed. Move to Amrikka and get FIOS line.

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  4. Err...Nice try.

    I think you need PR lessons.
    :D

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  5. Internet guy:

    Faltu ka samjha kya? Apun ko ekdum clear dikhta ke tu apna aadmi nahin hai...pichwade...yeh kaunsa item hai? Peechhu baaju boneka...aur Goa ka kaju ka feni hota...saala ladki maafak halwa khaata...

    (Troll from enemy state, I betcha)

    PS:

    Sympathy? Hmm...you expect a hardcore Mumbaiite to feel that? Well, prolly...my Bolloywoodish take would be...tera tear dekhkar apun ka dil tear ho jaata hai, beedu

    BJ:

    Aha...I don't want to clamp down my bizness of NRI bashing just yet...

    SM:

    Of course, I do...but am I not managing well without PR...uske baad kuchch zyaada hi ho jaayega:)

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  6. internet_guy28/05/2008, 20:19

    Aey tu kaisa gujju terejko pichwadej ka pataaj nahin. Tu feni pee ke tun ho ... apun ko bahut kaam hai.

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