17.6.09

Observatory

No one’s really going to talk about it. Or at least get judgemental. This isn’t the Taliban, you know.

Orthodox Jews can be orthodox Jews and even have their own search engine, Koogle, which is a play on the names of a Jewish noodle pudding and Google:

The site, at www.koogle.co.il, omits religiously objectionable material, such as most photographs of women which Orthodox rabbis view as immodest, Altman said. Its links to Israeli news and shopping sites also filter out items most ultra-Orthodox Israelis are forbidden by rabbis to have in their homes, such as TV sets.


Kosher, but so restrictive. The jihadis are way better off. They can get to watch Osama talking to them from his latest digs or some warlord or the other giving instructions on the mobile phone which the media manages to get hold of, but no one else seems to be able to trace.

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German TV host (L) looks on as a guest on the show (partly hidden) opens the bras of 25 models with chopsticks in the Spanish Island’s capital Palma de Mallorca

Does this serve any purpose at all? If my research is good (hah!), then I believe men have a problem doing the unbuttoning even with their fingers. So, I guess this was some feat and I am sure the man can now have his sticky rice without dropping a single grain.

5 comments:

  1. Masterstroke again..You should write a manual on men , i thought I was born with this natural handicap ...now I realise all buggers cant manage it ....i almost concluded they are intentionally designed this way , to give you a one minute pause and get stuck ...
    You are using your talent in a sub optimal way , you should be a talk show host ..

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  2. Jews are rich and can do anything.Even our Bajrang Dal can start search engine of theirs!!

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  3. Manish:

    :)I love your honesty....And talk show host talking about men and chopsticks? Now that is an idea!

    KB:

    Bajrang Dal won't be able to handle it. Their trishuls are way too sexy...

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  4. Bajrang Dal / VHP / BJP / RSS / SRS are busy floating overnight false Sadhus / Sandhvis to promote their cause.

    And of-course they are busy creating ideas on how to block / control the only available "free media" - internet.

    Anonymous.

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  5. If they do manage it, they will lose a chunk of the middle-class that got to them via the Net!

    PS: Is there a way you could find an 'anonymous' pseudonym for yourself so I know which anon is which one?

    Thanks!

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