“There is no such thing as a failed experiment, only experiments with unexpected outcomes”
- Richard Buckminster Fuller
These pictures of the latest strap-on mattress may seem to be inventive, but it expects expected outcomes. Straps for the hands so women can stay in place comfortably and men can hold on for dear life, a trench for the men to place their knees “for extra traction and grip”.
The makers do admit that “even the laziest lovers can put some extra snap into their performance”.
Wonder why they did not just make a nice little seat where the guy could deposit his account while he settled down with his gin and tonic.