18.9.08

Anonymous incorporated

There is some confusion here about anon versus anons. To tell wheat from rice and not to chaff, I shall list out possible names depending on the sort of comments the anonymous people make:

  • FV is a jihadi: Green with ennui
  • Her heart belongs to Pakistan: Dil rue-ba
  • This blog stinks: Skunk
  • Ohh, she is so vain: Pig-on-lipstick
  • You must read Faiz/Neruda/Falooda: Mirza Ghayab
  • You can’t cook, so here’s a recipe: Khan Salmon
  • You keep talking about hair: Zulf fikar bhugto
  • She is such a bitch sometimes: I-am-da-bone
  • Too much sex here: Gees Pot
  • She is after those poor Kashmiri Pandits: Dal-dal Lake
  • It is not cyanide but rat poison: Mickey mouse in diss-ney
  • I am the only one who likes her: Dinosaur

5 comments:

  1. Dino: touché! :P :D

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  2. I was thinking about anons also and now hopefully they will find names. Why am I extinct!!

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  3. what about the anonymous jihadis of an unmentionable religion? is there a cutesy nick for them,

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  4. Andy and KB:

    I guess dino comes out of extinction every once in a while...

    Anon:

    Aww, you want cutesy?

    Let me see...

    Naam-gloom-jaayega

    Or...

    Drone-acharya

    After all he 'chose' Arjun :)

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  5. Hey FV! May be u shud try going anon too! Watchin da critics trynna helplessly tag stuff on something nameless is some fun, ryt?

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