Jesus saw a crowd chasing a woman to stone her and approached them.
“What's going on here, anyway?” he asked.
“This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!” one of the crowd responded.
“Wait,” yelled Jesus, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
Suddenly, a stone came from out of the sky, and knocked the woman out cold.
“Aw, c'mon, Dad,” Jesus cried, “I'm trying to make a point here!”