Rushdie does Kim - Not!

Kim at her wedding

If she is of no consequence, why is literary giant Salman Rushdie picking up a challenge to write about her? The arrogant blahster, of course, announced that it was a
"once-only, never-to-be-repeated Kim Kardashian Limerick". In Caps, like an acronymn?

Here is his supposed jibe on Twitter, but reported in the newspapers:

"The marriage of poor kim kardashian

was krushed like a kar in a krashian

her kris kried, not fair!

why kan't I keep my share?

But kardashian fell klean outa fashian"

With Scarlet Johansson for a music video

My take on it/him:

was it the moor's last sigh

or the boor's first high

that he got to frikkin’

flimsy limerickin’

‘bout kim’s 72-day try

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someone oughta tell him straight

that you don’t have to alliterate

limericks only need lines in order

and not a k-aying on the kris-kardashian border

to dissect the mate stalemate

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sir salman the stronger

lasted a lil longer

coz he’s got a head

that’s quite fatwa-ed

so the chicks feel so honour’d

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oh how he forgets

his trysts with starlets

lesser known than kim

with no vigour or vim

yet he made sure to flaunt the sign 'to let'

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there's this nugget

the time he nuzzled scarlet

the literary maverick

got a kick and a lick

just to be on a music video set

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he is audacious enough

to carry on the stuff

like he’s doing a favah

to the lord and mayah

for his nighthood bluff

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if kim was poor

he wouldn't be riding on her

she might not be a cussing cookery diva

the kind salman likes neata

but on the rocks, he’s seen many a wave-crasher

~FV